Let's see, that would be Brian Wiles, wouldn't it? He's a junior at Kent. Transferred from Slippery Rock University in upstate Pennsylvania. Actually, Brian's from Canton, Ohio. His folks, Dave and Michele, sent him to Slippery Rock because they were worried about the "bad influences" at Kent. Seems his first girlfriend, Gina Bontempo, went to Kent after they graduated. (Oh, not to worry, Emily, Gina got married last year. She and her husband Bill are expecting their first child in June.)

As for Jake… Honey, did you really think after all these years I'd never met a gay before? I knew you were being a beard. Jake's a nice guy. I like him. But REALLY now…

And I don't want you to start accusing Laura of hacking your computer. I'm sure she would if I asked her to, but it wasn't necessary. I got all my information through a little "social engineering". In other words, the girls in your dorm simply LOVE it talk. It didn't take much after that.

Oh, and yes, your Mom likes to pull one over on me once in awhile. She's sometimes real good at it. For instance, she let you think I didn't know anything about your secret…

We'll talk later.

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