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Hi, my name's Laura, and I'm the second of the three daughters in the MarxLennon family. You have all probably been waiting for a very long time to read what I have to say (type?), and I'm sorry. Frankly, I've been kind of busy

Why? Well, first of all, I'd like to say that what Emily has written about Dad is a little wrong. Sure, he attracts lots of women, but that's not his fault. Sure, he acts crazy sometimes, but I think it's funny. Sure, he might be strange, but we all are in some way or another. But most of all, I am very proud to say that Jesse James is my father.

Okay, now back to why I have been so busy. As you probably know, I like to spend time on the computer. And no, not playing games, but on more serious stuff. Once I even hacked into the school's server, but I didn't do anything, except erase a test that a teacher had planned for the next day. (Don't tell, though, okay?)

However, my love for the computer backfired, and I was spending time with the FBI. That's right. The feds. The G-men (persons?).

I hadn't done anything wrong; I was simply friends (online, of course) with a group of kids that had hacked into the Pentagon's computer system. I'm not joking. Because the feds found out that I was friends with these kids, they came around to our house asking for me. I'm not entirely sure just how they found me, but they did. It was kind of scary, but also funny. It was like that dumb movie, "Hackers" (DON'T watch it if you haven't, it's bogus. Well, the girl looked cool, but still.). 

We got a lawyer and the FBI wound up releasing me (of course), but it was still an interesting experience. I even got out of school in order to be interrogated.

Unfortunately, my friends are now awaiting trial, but that's what happens when you break the law. I still thought it was pretty cool, though.

And I think that Dad's reaction to the situation was perfect and I was glad, unlike Emily, that he's so laid back. He and Mom thought it was kind of humorous and knew that I hadn't done anything wrong.

The FBI guys weren't nasty or anything. Just doing their jobs. It was just another case. Just another file.
 

Too bad it wasn't an X-File; David Duchovny's a hottie.

I don't want you to think that I'm just some kind of weird computer geek. I have other interests as well. Some friends and I put a band together. It's pretty cool. I'm the only girl in the band, but I'm the lead guitar player too. I'm good. Then again, not every girl's Dad can get Eric Clapton and B.B. King to give her lessons. There isn't a lot of demand for a high school blues band with a girl lead guitar, but we have been on TV.

Well, yeah, it was Dad's show, but TV is TV.

Well, what else can I tell you? I'm just your normal, average, All-American 16 year old year. I do have to live with the fact Emily is my sister and that I can never live up to her high standards. (Yeah, right.)

Hmmm? I don't have a steady boyfriend yet, but I don't think Dad would want me to use his web page to find one.

Oh, Miss Emily is complaining that I need to close now.

"It's not fair. You let Laura do ANYTHING."

Bitch.

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